Left-Handed Day

Published Monday 13th August, 2007 by Skrik

Apparently, we have our very own day. Today.

Inigo Montoya:

I admit it, you are better than I am.

Man in Black:

Then why are you smiling?

Inigo Montoya:

Because I know something you don’t know.

Man in Black:

And what is that?

Inigo Montoya:

I… am not left-handed.

[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]

Man in Black:

You are amazing.

Inigo Montoya:

I ought to be, after 20 years.

Man in Black:

Oh, there’s something I ought to tell you.

Inigo Montoya:

Tell me.

Man in Black:

I’m not left-handed either.

[Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage]