Apparently, we have our very own day. Today.
- Inigo Montoya:
- I admit it, you are better than I am.
- Man in Black:
- Then why are you smiling?
- Inigo Montoya:
- Because I know something you don’t know.
- Man in Black:
- And what is that?
- Inigo Montoya:
- I… am not left-handed.
- [Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
- Man in Black:
- You are amazing.
- Inigo Montoya:
- I ought to be, after 20 years.
- Man in Black:
- Oh, there’s something I ought to tell you.
- Inigo Montoya:
- Tell me.
- Man in Black:
- I’m not left-handed either.
- [Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage]
William Goldman
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